{"id":301,"date":"2025-12-01T20:44:04","date_gmt":"2025-12-01T20:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sites.msudenver.edu\/roadrunnerreview\/?page_id=301"},"modified":"2025-12-04T22:59:38","modified_gmt":"2025-12-04T22:59:38","slug":"abecedarian-for-a-fair-goldfish","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sites.msudenver.edu\/roadrunnerreview\/issue-8\/abecedarian-for-a-fair-goldfish\/","title":{"rendered":"Abecedarian for a Fair Goldfish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: right\">by Hannah Lemons<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Adopted on a whim, you were<br \/>\nbagged and handed over\u2014<br \/>\nconsidering the lilies of the field,<br \/>\ndid you feel afraid, of little faith?<\/p>\n<p>Enunciating silent \u201coh\u201ds<br \/>\nfiltering life across tiny gills,<br \/>\nGilbert, you were christened:<br \/>\nhackneyed alliteration &amp; hodgepodge accommodation<\/p>\n<p>in a bowl, in a bathroom\u2014say it\u2019s in<br \/>\njest\u2014you ingest flakes that<br \/>\nkeep you gaping, staring down another<br \/>\nlong, double-barreled day<\/p>\n<p>metamorphosing the same weekly water.<br \/>\nNothing changing, just<br \/>\noxygenating, opening, gating,<br \/>\npassing the time<\/p>\n<p>quantifying your existence with<br \/>\nrueful flakes left floating:<br \/>\nsqueezing the most out of<br \/>\nthe care, the upkeep, the<\/p>\n<p>uglier you make the tank, the greater your<br \/>\nvalue, because to be worked for makes you<br \/>\nworth more, right?\u2014you\u2019re not gold but<br \/>\nxanthic, close enough.<\/p>\n<p>You don\u2019t forget, you\u2019re not forgotten.<br \/>\nZoom out enough and the world is mostly water anyways.<br \/>\n&nbsp; <\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Hannah Lemons studies geology and English at the University of Alabama and has recently begun making peace with the ghosts of childhood pets.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">[ <a href=\"https:\/\/sites.msudenver.edu\/roadrunnerreview\/issue-8\/toc-8\/\">table of contents<\/a> ]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Hannah Lemons &nbsp; Adopted on a whim, you were bagged and handed over\u2014 considering the lilies of the field, did you feel afraid, of little faith? Enunciating silent \u201coh\u201ds filtering life across tiny gills, Gilbert, you were christened: hackneyed alliteration &amp; hodgepodge accommodation in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":882,"featured_media":0,"parent":287,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-301","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.msudenver.edu\/roadrunnerreview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.msudenver.edu\/roadrunnerreview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.msudenver.edu\/roadrunnerreview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.msudenver.edu\/roadrunnerreview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/882"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.msudenver.edu\/roadrunnerreview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sites.msudenver.edu\/roadrunnerreview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/301\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.msudenver.edu\/roadrunnerreview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.msudenver.edu\/roadrunnerreview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}